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Onion Horoscope
Onion Horoscope for Cancer, 2005-05-18
http://www.theonion.com/#2005-5-18
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): You may be proud of it, but it might not be such a good thing that you've earned an Emmy for Outstanding Participation in Television Consumption.
only when there's a CSI marathon on SPIKE TV
http://www.theonion.com/#2005-5-18
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): You may be proud of it, but it might not be such a good thing that you've earned an Emmy for Outstanding Participation in Television Consumption.
only when there's a CSI marathon on SPIKE TV