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Onion Horoscope for Cancer

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44480

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Your lifelong dream will be realized by a cheese and meatball sub, when the lucky sandwich gets to go backstage at next week's Solomon Burke concert.

Should I ask who Solomon Burke is?
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[identity profile] sestree.livejournal.com 2006-01-19 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
LOL ok I still don't know who he is - oh well the meatball sub can have him *grin*

[identity profile] isabelladangelo.livejournal.com 2006-01-18 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I like mine this week only because it sounds like something I'd do...

Historians and physicists alike will dismiss your theory that, minutes after the first apple, a second fell on Newton's head, triggering both the discovery of a new, safer place to sit and his second law of motion: Change equals Force divided by Mass.
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