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Jan. 18th, 2006 08:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sestreeOnion Horoscope for Cancer
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44480
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Your lifelong dream will be realized by a cheese and meatball sub, when the lucky sandwich gets to go backstage at next week's Solomon Burke concert.
Should I ask who Solomon Burke is?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44480
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Your lifelong dream will be realized by a cheese and meatball sub, when the lucky sandwich gets to go backstage at next week's Solomon Burke concert.
Should I ask who Solomon Burke is?
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Date: 2006-01-18 10:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-19 10:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-18 10:35 pm (UTC)Historians and physicists alike will dismiss your theory that, minutes after the first apple, a second fell on Newton's head, triggering both the discovery of a new, safer place to sit and his second law of motion: Change equals Force divided by Mass.