On the way to work -

[sestree]

- I'm doing roughly 70mph on 100 E today when this dump truck starts tailgating me. As he flys by me on the right I see the back of his truck. It proudly proclaims:

JESUS LOVES ME !

hmm that's good because I think you're an asshole.

edit - I cleaned up the language when I calmed down but he's still an asshole.