Letter To Santa - swiped from jingle_chelle

[sestree]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I pulled mpodles's hair (-5 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I set skivee's puppy on fire (-66 points). In May I bought porn for softstrokingal (10 points). Overall, I've been nice (259 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, sestree

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