Things that make you go WTF?????

Conversation with a supervisor over a payroll timesheet:

I need to talk to you about your timesheet.
I don't see what's wrong with it.
Look 2nd line down from the bottom ... who is that guy?
Good man - GREAT worker why?
ok yes but who is he?
One of my better employees why?
OK **** quit the funning around - what is his name?
Who's name?
The guy who's such a great worker .... the one that instead of a name you put an X....I can't pay him if I don't have his name.
Oh him ... great worker ... we gotta pay him.
To pay him I NEED TO KNOW HIS FFG NAME
I can't remember .... but we gotta pay him .... GREAT worker.


...and people wonder why I'm getting white hairs. We finally figured out who the person was btw with no help from the supervisor in question.

Happiness is ....

....feeling like a scrounge in your sleeveless shirt, summer baggy pants and sandlas only to find your human resource director (and VP) is wearing a (tasteful) halter top and capri pants and your company president has on shorts.


OH YEAH !