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Jan. 18th, 2006 08:20 amOnion Horoscope for Cancer
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44480
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Your lifelong dream will be realized by a cheese and meatball sub, when the lucky sandwich gets to go backstage at next week's Solomon Burke concert.
Should I ask who Solomon Burke is?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44480
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Your lifelong dream will be realized by a cheese and meatball sub, when the lucky sandwich gets to go backstage at next week's Solomon Burke concert.
Should I ask who Solomon Burke is?
