Ain't that just my luck?
Dec. 7th, 2005 08:28 amOnion Horoscope for Cancer
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43217
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): The stars will send you a special message this week, but sadly, you will be long dead by the time it reaches Earth.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43217
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): The stars will send you a special message this week, but sadly, you will be long dead by the time it reaches Earth.