Ain't that just my luck?

[sestree]

Onion Horoscope for Cancer

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43217

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): The stars will send you a special message this week, but sadly, you will be long dead by the time it reaches Earth.

Comments

[jingle-chelle.livejournal.com]

ummmm should we be concerned?

[sestree.livejournal.com]

na we'd be dead before then ... it was probably bad news anyway LOL

[jingle-chelle.livejournal.com]

hahahahhaha very true... but umm... I don't wanna die yet. lol

[pyllgrum.livejournal.com]

I hate dieting, too.

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

Well, If y'all are dead...maybe that's why I turn to pickpocketing in Italy! ...hmm...maybe I should learn Italian? Or is Latin enough?

Taurus April 20 - May 20

The Sistine Chapel panel that depicts the creation of the sun and moon never fails to hold spectators captive with its beauty and vast scope, allowing you plenty of time to search through their purses and pockets for money.

[sestree.livejournal.com]

I vote for brushing up on your latin :)

[pyllgrum.livejournal.com]

I thought Dan Quayle proved they only spoke that language in Latin America??

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

I thought it was Al Gore but oh well. ¿Hablo latín y español tan no importan realmente de cualquier manera, el derecho?