And it's time for the weekly horrorschope
Feb. 15th, 2006 04:24 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sestreeOnion Horoscope for Cancer
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45378
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): As convenient as it may be, it's time you started taking some responsibility for the mess you've created instead of always blaming everything on the law of entropy.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45378
Cancer (June 22 - July 22): As convenient as it may be, it's time you started taking some responsibility for the mess you've created instead of always blaming everything on the law of entropy.
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Date: 2006-02-15 08:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-16 04:32 am (UTC)Despite having been hummed hundreds of times before, the old saw "Home is where you hang your hat" will once again seem fresh when Manitoba police investigators catch sight of your cold, lifeless body dangling from the living-room fan
What the heck am I going to be doing in Manitoba? And I know perfectly well that trying to dislodge a balloon from the fan need only been done when the fan is completely off...otherwise....bad things happen...
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Date: 2006-02-16 09:39 am (UTC)