...and here I thought I was just paranoid....

[sestree]

Onion Horoscope for Cancer, 2005-08-03

http://www.theonion.com/#2005-8-3

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): Although you've never wanted to accomplish anything in your life as far as career and family are concerned, time travelers will persist on trying to kill you, simply because you make such great panic noises.

Comments

[jingle-chelle.livejournal.com]

ummmmm hmm. I dunno. I've never really been in a panic so I dont know what kinda noises I make. lol. this is a weird horrorscope for sure.

[sestree.livejournal.com]

oh I"m in a panic every morning a'fore my makeup is on.....scary stuff there.

Just gotta love the Onion don'tcha?

[jingle-chelle.livejournal.com]

I've never heard of the site before today. Definitely interesting.

[sestree.livejournal.com]

Oh my --- you've not heard of the Onion? Oh it's great satire sometimes.

[jingle-chelle.livejournal.com]

I've bookmarked it and will check it out in the ams when i check the rest of the boards.