The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane

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saw this over at pyratelady 's and couldn't resist...

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	climb onto your roof and practice your naked yodeling to passing 747s.
Then, after lunch...	leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...	however many pigeons you managed to stun with your tazer.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	find out how many things in your local supermarket will fit inside your nose.
At the height of your madness, you will call	dreamtigress
And the two of you will proceed to...	practice the fine art of helping one another escape from straight-jackets using only your teeth.
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