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[sestree]

Onion Horoscope for Cancer

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42835

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): A weary mind can often be relieved with a simple change of scenery. Politely ask your captors if they would allow you to take a brief walk around the block.

Comments

[jingle-chelle.livejournal.com]

It's too dang cold to go walking around the block. burrrrrrrrr

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

I'd suggest one of those super geeky movable art light boxes that they sell at the mall. That way, it looks like you are looking out at the ocean rather than out onto the frozen tundra.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

The title of World's Greatest Escape Artist will be passed from Houdini to you this week, after you escape not from handcuffs or a straightjacket, but from a loveless marriage with only the aid of vodka

My only question...when did I go to vegas and get married? And that vodka better have some chocolate with it!

[sestree.livejournal.com]

LOL well *I* got married in Vegas - maybe the horrorscope fairy mixed them up?

As for that vodka did I hear somebody say White Russians?

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

Possibly. Night Shift is definatly a captivating enviroment....and I finally found a window within walking distance that doesn't require a compass and a map this week! Woohoo! and the window...is in a break room I never knew existed...which means....vending machines! The lifeblood of the night shift crew...