HA too funny

[sestree]

Onion Horoscope for Cancer

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43917

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): The stars say the new year is about putting the past behind and moving on with one's life. Unfortunately for you, the court prosecutor, ballistics expert, and team of forensic analysts don't agree.

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[pyllgrum.livejournal.com]

Remember..I won't testify as long as we are still married...

[sestree.livejournal.com]

*grin*

should I call the ex and make sure he's still, well, breathing?

[(Anonymous)]

What? No Intellegence Analysts?


Taurus:
Though you disapprove of your neighbors' penchant for mean-spirited gossip, you will see the best in them come out this October when the entire town bands together to save the old rumor mill

Hmmm...October. October means Octoberfest which means renn fest which means gowns which means wearing gowns to renn fest....do we have a mill at Revel Grove?

[sestree.livejournal.com]

Revel grove and a rumour mill? NEVER LOL

ok, who is this? Just curious mind you - I took off the anonymous posting block so peeps without LJ can play too.

Bring on the faire season *grin*

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

What? No Intellegence Analysts?


Taurus:
Though you disapprove of your neighbors' penchant for mean-spirited gossip, you will see the best in them come out this October when the entire town bands together to save the old rumor mill

Hmmm...October. October means Octoberfest which means renn fest which means gowns which means wearing gowns to renn fest....do we have a mill at Revel Grove?

[sestree.livejournal.com]

*grin* so this is who that was LOL I should've kept reading.

Sorry about that. Anonymous posters are screened on my LJ.

[isabelladangelo.livejournal.com]

I kept forgetting ot sign on and then it said I had posted Anonymously and I was like "what the heck?" and so like I totally went back and logged in and like re posted because like it made more sense and all