HA too funny

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Onion Horoscope for Cancer

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43917

Cancer (June 22 - July 22): The stars say the new year is about putting the past behind and moving on with one's life. Unfortunately for you, the court prosecutor, ballistics expert, and team of forensic analysts don't agree.

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I kept forgetting ot sign on and then it said I had posted Anonymously and I was like "what the heck?" and so like I totally went back and logged in and like re posted because like it made more sense and all